Woot : One Day, One Deal (SM)

Never in the entire twenty-five year history of this band have I ever been so angry. Did you people even look at the concert rider Starlight Music sent over? Where are the sixty Egyptian cotton 800 thread count towels? What happened to the hot pink limo we were promised? What about the shake weights for our morning Jazzercise? Is that barn over there supposed to be the climate-controlled storage unit for our holographic super-computer? This is outrageous, I tell you. Truly, truly, truly outrageous.

It’s not like we asked you clowns for much, you know? You wanted star-caliber performers, right? Well, our uniquely animated talents come with a price, moron. And that price includes Bobble 18.5oz Filtered Water Bottles, two for every member of the band in different colors, and two replacement filters, one Black and one Blue. After all, we get parched up there on stage, and if you think whatever passes for tap water in the town is going to cut it, you are so wrong.

Look, you think Iowa is the only state in the Union that has a state fair, buddy? Heck, Montana was begging, BEGGING, us to play the Little Miss Bovine Pageant this weekend, but we turned them down because we thought YOU actually wanted our wicked gnarly sound here. Clearly, we were wrong. Now, you have exactly five minutes to fix this situation or we are taking our glamour, glitter, fashion AND fame and heading to Big Sky Country where they appreciate a good keytar solo. Are we clear?

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Features:

• Patented filtered water bottle for life on the move
• Certified BPA-free, free of harmful Phthalates and PVC, and FDA approved
• Better tasting, healthy water at a fraction of the cost of bottled water
• Aesthetics by renowned designer Karim Rashid
• Mouthpiece snaps open and closed, like a plastic sport’s drink nozzle, and an oval plastic cap protects it from dirt and contaminants when not in use
• Activated carbon filter, with a slight electro-positive charge, attracts chemicals and impurities
• Negative ions of the contaminants are drawn to the surface of the carbon granules to provide safer and better-tasting drinking water
• Carbon-based filter removes organic contaminants from regular municipal tap water and meets or exceeds NSF International Standard 42 for chlorine, taste and odor reduction
• Refill and reuse bottle and filter to reduce waste
• Manufactured in the USA resulting in a small carbon footprint
• Bobble is made from recycled PET (RPET) and it is 100% recyclable
• Each 2 pack includes 2 bottles with random colored filters and an extra set of filters (One Black and One Blue)

Additional Photos:

• Green Bobble Packaging
  
• Replacement Filters: Blue and Black
• Disassembled Bottle, Filter/Mouthpiece, and Cap
  

Bottle (Filter/Mouthpiece) Colors :

• Red
  
• Blue
  
• Magenta
  
• Black
• Yellow
  
• Green

Usage Instructions:

• REQUIRED: Before first usage of all new filters, rinse one full bottle of water through filter to remove any loose carbon.
• For best results, change filter after 2 months or 40 gallons/150 liters (roughly 300 full refills). Filter for use with Bobble only.

Dimensions:

• Bottle Dimensions: 3” Diameter x 8 1/2” Height
• Unit Weight (both bottles and replacement filters): 0.5 lbs.

Warning: Fill bottle with potable water only! Do not use where water is micro-biologically unsafe or of unknown quality!

Additional Notes:

• The filter/mouthpiece determines the color of the bottle. All Bobble bottles (when filter/mouthpiece is removed) are identical and clear.

In the box:

• (2) Bobble 18.5oz Filtered Water Bottles (Colors chosen randomly from: red, blue, magenta, black, yellow OR green)
• (2) Replacement Bobble filters: (1) Blue filter and (1) Black filter