Woot : One Day, One Deal (SM)

If there’s one thing I hate – and lemme tell you, there’s a lot more than one thing I hate – it’s know-it-all smarty-pants eggheads trying to put me down. Just because I don’t waste two hours every Sunday watching 60 Minutes don’t make me an idiot.

So, Mr. Michelin 5100 Smart 8 Gauge Jumper Cables, you think you’re all that and a bag of microchips? Pfft. Big deal that you can tell which battery terminal is positive or negative. So can I, most of the time. Besides, maybe sometimes I want to start an explosive fire, destroy two cars and severely injure myself. Ever think of that? You might know a lot about electrical polarity but you don’t know diddly about real people like me.

So I’ll keep doing it the old-fashioned way, thank you very much. If an intense electrical shock every once in a while was good enough for my Dad, it’s good enough for me. Now, if you’ll excuse me, Mr. Super-Genius Einstein Jumper Cables, I need to go study for my urine test.

Warranty: 1 Year Michelin

Features:

• No guesswork, green indicator lights confirm correct connection
• No sparking or shorting, When clamps are attached the polarity is adjusted automatically
• Built-in surge protector prevents damage to the vehicle computer and electronics
• Textured grips and flexible cables are easy to handle, even in cold weather
• 12 Foot cables are constructed using heavy 8-gauge copper clad aluminum

Four Step Process:

• 1.) With the ignition of both vehicles in the off position, connect one set of clamps to the assisting vehicle battery, one clamp to each battery terminal – polarity does not matter
• 2.) Connect the other set of clamps to the disabled vehicle battery – first clamp to the positive battery terminal and the second clamp to metal on the vehicle engine block/frame
• 3.) Both green indicator lights should illuminate on the center module – if not adjust the clamps until they do
• 4.) Start the assisting vehicle and allow to idle for about 30 seconds. Start the disabled vehicle. When it’s running, disconnect the clamp from the engine block/frame then disconnect the remaining clamps in any order

Additional Photos:

• Textured Grip
• Green Indicator Lights Illuminate on the Center Module to Confirm Correct Polarity

In the box:

• Michelin 5100 Smart 8 Gauge Jumper Cables with Automatic Polarity Adjustment